All in all, we had an awesome time in the Poconos. We also visited the Casino Theatre Entertainment Center and had a grand ol’ time. Believe it or not, this place been around since the 1920’s. You can get a cheap dinner and movie for about $11 (that’s still cheaper than a movie at regular price in NYC). The dinner isn’t anything fancy, hamburgers or hotdogs galore along with a drink! The food is given at the start of the movie on a tray that you can connect to your drink holder (genius!).
It definitely has an old time feel to it. Believe or not, we were the youngest ones in the theater that day because it was SENIORS MONDAY ;). We went to go watch Ricki and the Flash, and surprisingly, it was pretty good. The other two films were Minions and Straight Outta Compton, but those films started already.
Pinky really liked the theater as well. It had a charm to it and the decor brought you back to much simpler times. It even had that chicken laying egg game… Pinky remembers that being much of her childhood. They also have awesome Hershey’s ice cream, arcades, and a mini golf course (that was only $4 to play!!!) to kill time if you’re waiting for a movie to start. Mini gofl is NO JOKE! We weren’t keeping score, so that we can all stay friends.
This nicely decorated place was very intriguing to me (Pinky) — I was won over by their whole Greek-inspired decor, at first sight. On the side once you enter, they have the latest magazines hung on a wire, as well as some snacks from Greece (I am assuming).
OKAY, an important note: BEWARE when you sit down at a small circular table. Victor almost destroyed the restaurant because the tables are so badly designed. The legs of the table STICK out, so when you put your own legs under the table, you will most likely hit it and therefore attempt to turn the table (and glassware) on its side…Seriously, be careful — it happened three other times to other people and that all during our visit.
So what is a gyro anyway? How do you even pronounce it? “EURO” should be a close enough pronunciation guide. As we all know how Wikipedia is entirely legit, here is how they define it:
A gyro (/ˈjɪəroʊ/yeer-oh,/ˈʒɪəroʊ/zheer-oh;Greek: γύρος, [ˈʝiros], lit. ‘turn’) is a Greek dish of meat roasted on a vertical spit. It is commonly served in a sandwich with tomato, onion, and tzatziki sauce, wrapped in pita or sandwich bread.
I also learned from Wikipedia and Souvlaki GR that sometimes they add fries to your gyro…strange!
Victor says 2.5/5
Save your money and go else where.
Souvlaki GR isn’t that good and you can definitely find better Greek food around. This place can be a tourist trap with the bright lights and nicely painted walls, but don’t fall for it! It’s quite expensive for the portion you get and it just tastes… okay.
By first impressions, this place looks sorta nice. They got these dangling lightbulbs in front their restaurant. We also saw their food truck across the street. The decor inside was nicely painted. It had a very Mediterranean feel with the white and blue colors with fake doors and windows. There’s also one table that’s elevated from everyone else. Honestly, I think that’s just silly because the stairs take up space to get to that one table. The restaurant itself is not very spacious either as noted from my close call of destroying the tableware.
Time to talk food. First off, it’s expensive for something that’s not very spectacular. We ordered a chicken and pork skewer. The chicken tasted a bit raw. It wasn’t seasoned very well and it just didn’t appeal to me. The pork one tasted a little better and had more seasoning. It also came with a cup of tzatziki sauce with slices of pita bread. Majority of the time, I found myself spreading the tzatziki sauce to make it taste better.
The SGR Pita Souvlaki I ordered was basically a pork skewer gyro. It’s the same amount of meat as the skewer wrapped with two french fries, tomatoes, red onions, Tyrokafteri (spicy feta dip) in a pita. It’s such a small portion and I feel like you can get more for your buck at other places. Maybe I’ve been spoiled by other Greek restaurants, but this place didn’t live up to it’s hype.
Probably won’t be coming here any time in the near future.
Pinky says 2/5
Okay here goes..scroll back up to that picture above for a minute.
Carefully inspect the picture..and come back after.
There is a piece of hair nicely tucked into the warm pita bread near the top-left side of it. Delicious, right? No, that was not listed on the menu as an ingredient. I was so appalled by the little new friend peering at me. Thank you Jesus, that I did not bite it on that side, but bit the right side. I did not even notice it at first, while I was taking the picture. By the way, we apologize for the blurry dark pictures — bad lighting in there.
However, what…kind…of… hair, do you ask? Beard hair. Not even head hair, which I don’t think I would mind as much? I’m not sure, what do you all think? What’s worse: Beard or head hair in your food?
I have to say that the manager was alright with my complaint and gave me a new gyro, but they probably did spit in my food. Hahaha. I should have actually cancelled the order because it wasn’t even worth the $6. I thought it would taste completely amazing, but it was just normal gyro that I can get from a food cart, and possibly those food cart ones would be bigger and more filling. The only special thing was that it had massive amounts of feta cheese. BLEGH, which only made it extremely salty. I only asked for it to be re-made because we were already so hungry. While eating it, I kept imagining that I had a hairball stuck in my throat. I’m not even sure why we waited longer compared to the other people around us, despite the fact that we sat down first.
On the topic of seating, I was sitting right next to an ACTIVE doorway, with the employees coming in and out. During the whole night I was scared to move an inch because it can result in total chaos. I could not move my arms or I can hit a waiter holding food and could not move my legs or I can flip the table and all of its contents over. For me, I get stressed easily in social situations, so you can already tell I was not having a grand ol’ time. Being that I watched the documentary film, Objectified, there is seriously no reason for a chair to be uncomfortable…and there should definitely be no reason why a table should be unstable. I understand those tables are cute, but if I am eating a legit meal and not having a tea or coffee break, I would like to have my table to hold more than three small plates. It was pretty hilarious to knock the table over then see others do the same though.
And being the silly girl that I am, I was not aware that there can be fries put inside a gyro. When it said “fries” on the menu, I thought it would be on the side, and being the big potato girl I am, I was so excited. Then I fell into deep depression, as I only saw two fries sticking out of it. The more entertaining fact was that since both of Vic’s and my gyro were plated on one plate, I thought both of them were one order.
The skewers were also nothing special — I can’t believe they were $2.25 each. I can grill them myself, thank you very much — there was no real flavor to it.
Hey there everyone, it’s been a while! This is Pinky here writing about our Valentine’s day this year! I know that was a long time ago but hey, we are first students (sadly) then food bloggers LOL. Victor was very sweet to get me those beautiful flowers on this very special day. Although we didn’t even really see each other because we have conflicting schedules, he came by after my class to drop off the presents! Very very sweet. But I know that you don’t want to hear these stories! (hehe)…I swear that this is a food post! We went to John Harvard’s Brewery and Ale House for a Valentine’s day dinner. Once you enter in here, you feel like you’re in a old cowboy movie. Looks a bit like an old saloon. The good thing about this place was that they had happy hour from 10pm until closing! The bad thing? No one was leaving. I’m not sure if this is a restaurant thing but customers really get annoyed when half of the restaurant is not being used to seat us. I think we approximately waited for 40 minutes for a table. Ridiculous! We were starving! However, 40 minutes was probably nothing considering it was an “eat-out” kind of holiday. Also sadly, we couldn’t get the special valentine’s day deal because it was happy hour!
This place decent. It’s sorta like typical diner food. I guess the quality of food and service was not as good that day due to the nature of it being Valentine’s day. It took forever to be seated, but our food came out rather quick. The waiter was extremely attentive to us despite the large volume of people that night. I don’t really know anything about beer, but we got something called the “Crystal Ship”. Not really sure what to make of it.
The chicken quesadilla was a bit a messy. Taking a bite into that thing and juices just started to squeeze out of the sides. It was good for an appetizer and can be filling if you eat it alone. They added corn to the quesadilla and I thought that gave it a nice a crunch. However, it is nothing to go crazy for.
I ordered a Gorgonzola and it wasn’t too shabby. I asked for medium rare, but it came out a little on the dry side. Nevertheless, it was still delectable. The gorgonzola cheese is rather thick like bleu cheese. It added a very creamy texture to the burger. The flavor of the cheese and burger went well together with the shallots.
I’m giving a shoutout to the fries because they were fried to crispy perfection. Each fry had a wonderful crunch to them and they did not disappoint.
I’m guessing this place is better known for its beer rather than its food. The food is good, but not great or amazing.
Pinky says: 3/5
Not the best food I’ve ever had but a pretty okay place. I was at first pretty reluctant to go here since I actually was looking at the Suffolk Public Health website and it had a lot of violations in the food/restaurant inspections. But hey, this was the only place that was open after 10pm and I was really craving some good BURGERS.
I was a bit annoyed that we waited for so long but I guess it was expected. We got our table about 11:15pm and they were saying kitchens close around 11:30p. I just really wanted to sit! I didn’t find the waiting area until I turned the corner after the entrance! I guess they assume that we would head straight to the bar haha. First impression, not good.
Crystal Ship wasn’t really a good brew for me. I’m not that into very strong or bitter. It could have been stronger but i’m not such a fan. I was glad at least the appetizer, quesadilla was very hot in temperature so at least we knew the food was made fresh. Not the greatest but it beats the old frozen ones you buy at a grocery store. It wasn’t a skinny quesadilla either.
I ordered the Chipotle burger and boy..was it messy! This burger was also hot off the grill. I appreciated that! There was way too much BBQ sauce..I’m glad it was at least tasty though! I had a lot of fun licking it off my fingers haha!! However, it was soaking my burger bun. If it was a regular bun instead of like a kaiser roll, I would have disliked it very much. Smart alternative! Fries were also hot to touch and were yummy and delicious.
I gave a 3 because, it was good but not so special!